You can be creepy all night long baby. I like it when you talk dirty. That first post about me masturbating wasn't just hint, it was call.
I know your game cheeky. Anyways, I'll be over soon. I just need to get the cooking oil.
What hand would you prefer, Andy or Edward? Also, the lub I've got is a bit sticky, would you mind if I used cooking oil as a substitute as I don't get paid until tomorrow?
PM your address so Andy and Edward know where to roll. We're in for a night!
PS we can bounce all night baby x
Actually, I gave my right hand the name Edward. My left hand goes by the name of Andy. Rosa is a muy sexy Spanish lady who you have not stopped mentioning since 2011. If you want, I can give you her webcam address and I'll lend you Edward and Andy for good measure?
PS she's usually undressing...
That was actually the punishment we put on him for talking conspiracy nonsense!
Keep this conspiracy stuff up and soon we'll be sending Theresa May to your door for a good willy noshing. Be warned!
How dare someone come on NSC and post conspiracy nonsense without doing the research the NSC regulars have put many hours into. It's extremely patronising for the NSC in the know society, who have met the CIA and have asked at first hand these same questions. Us NSC regulars will know and answer...