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  1. Meade's Ball

    Christmas Text Message

    I see that the surgeon is The Apprentice's Dillon St Paul. That can't go right.
  2. Meade's Ball

    Christmas Text Message

    I received the text, yes, but a tiny gourd of wolverine milk was left on my doorstep marked 'Andrea Orlando bathing fluid - USED'. Before it entirely curdles, I plan to wash my mouth out with it and rub the congealing remains onto my privates. I imagine I will have a gentlemanly, impressive and...
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