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  1. Meade's Ball

    ***Official Eurovision 2014 Thread***

    I'm maybe a background figure in one of God's bad dreams. I'll never be in one of his erotic sleepy imaginings.
  2. Meade's Ball

    ***Official Eurovision 2014 Thread***

    Scooba dooba dip dop isn't a cliche for me really. I'm more ratta datta ding dong.
  3. Meade's Ball

    ***Official Eurovision 2014 Thread***

    A moving song about Lucy Beale here from Hungary. Implying that Ian is in fact the murderer.
  4. Meade's Ball

    ***Official Eurovision 2014 Thread***

    He should fear my judgement this one. A fake whistler i have no respect for.
  5. Meade's Ball

    ***Official Eurovision 2014 Thread***

    We have a bulky shrieker here. I can hear why she was ousted from X-Factor.
  6. Meade's Ball

    ***Official Eurovision 2014 Thread***

    Um, that is not live flautism. She might as well have played it like a recorder.
  7. Meade's Ball

    ***Official Eurovision 2014 Thread***

    They do look like the Russian lady from the Americans who guarantees a nude shot at least once a spankable arsey episode.
  8. Meade's Ball

    ***Official Eurovision 2014 Thread***

    Glad those 2 have brought their lucky see-through ruler with them.
  9. Meade's Ball

    ***Official Eurovision 2014 Thread***

    I think i want this lot to catch fire.
  10. Meade's Ball

    ***Official Eurovision 2014 Thread***

    I always forget that the average height for a swedish lady is 6ft 7.
  11. Meade's Ball

    ***Official Eurovision 2014 Thread***

    I love Kasper from Borgen. I still want to know what happened to those sorry childhood trainers that were a symbol of his abuse as youngster.
  12. Meade's Ball

    ***Official Eurovision 2014 Thread***

    Is it right to have women with beards. Good question. I remember seeing one in her 70s in a chipshop in Seven Sisters about 15 years ago. She had a very Captain Birdseye sense to her.
  13. Meade's Ball

    ***Official Eurovision 2014 Thread***

    Her name is conception sausage?
  14. Meade's Ball

    ***Official Eurovision 2014 Thread***

    I'm still uprisen over those Polish farmgirls.
  15. Meade's Ball

    ***Official Eurovision 2014 Thread***

    I'm hoping for more shots of the churning lady. Humana humana!
  16. Meade's Ball

    ***Official Eurovision 2014 Thread***

    The piercing stare of the as yet facially unremade Romanian Barry Manilow.
  17. Meade's Ball

    ***Official Eurovision 2014 Thread***

    And we have ourselves winner!
  18. Meade's Ball

    ***Official Eurovision 2014 Thread***

    Looking for a mid-song rock-off for this one, with perhaps some bear-wrestling.
  19. Meade's Ball

    ***Official Eurovision 2014 Thread***

    I am not sure if i understand how that chap wants not to be a toy or a boy, but does want to be a cheesecake.
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