I live in a small terraced house and so will only be able to accommodate a Shetland pony or something similar. It won’t produce much manure, and it will take ages to carry me to work, even if it’s happy to carry me on its back. Already societal inequality is creeping in. Also, my husband...
You're lovely and you remind me of my son. Only you're a bit more nuts. Maybe he could be your mentor. Oh, he hates football though. Maybe you're not so alike after all.