It's ok.. since you wouldn't tell me I had to look it up. As I am neither a pillow nor a male porn star, you are quite wrong on both counts. And I'd like to know what you've been drinking tonight to compare the game to Doncaster v MK Dons!
I don't know about anyone else, but I'm actually finding this game quite.....you know.....entertaining. And not a drop of alcohol has passed my lips tonight.