I was drunk. I woke up this morning asleep on the sink just like this. Asleep for 8 hours just like that. Got up, walked downstairs, straight downstairs, had breakfast, didn't even wash my hands because I'm a bloody bloke.
It's Curry Club actually and it's on Thursday's at Wetherspoons. Monday Club is the best one though because that's cheaper drinks, or so I've been told because you'd never catch me in a 'Spoons anywhere ever. Honest. 😙