The legend in his own words:
British women can't cook.
I would like to go to Russia very much, although the *******s murdered half my family.
If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and flies but is not an aeroplane and if it swims and it is not a submarine...
I wish the Duke of Edinburgh a happy and glorious retirement. He's a very private man and does a lot of charity work that he doesn't like to talk about, but I for one would be fascinated to read his candid memoirs, if he were to pen them once retired though. I'd be particularly interested in his...