I sat on the next table to her at lunch once - unexpectedly, she was radiantly beautiful. I couldn't take me eyes off her, and not just because she was in the Young Ones. Not borderline, IMHO.
GPWM, I think Paula Radcliffe's a tricky one: OK, she's obviously not fat or outstandingly ugly and may well be energetic. But her lack of body fat means her face is covered in fluffy facial HAIR. And she craps in the road.
I think they're good borderliners - the scrawny one has a gorgeous face but certainly needs a pie or three, while the other one's just a bit dowdy overall. Still would with either/both though, until their fillings rattled.
Bear in mind: if you've just come out of prison, then sticking your nose...