My wife has big nostrils and would definitely beat me in a marshmallow/stickiest bogey competition. However it does also mean that she had a ridiculous sense of smell, way better than anyone I've ever known.
This isn't helpful when I've tried to nip for a discreet pint as she can uncover a...
I don't like starting new threads for no reason so I thought I'd use one of the many thousands you've started to ask a more important question.
What's the world record for the number of marshmallows shoved up one nostril?