A guy I once knew sang in a band and did a song once about desperately looking for somewhere to have a shit. It was called "Dropping the Brown Trout".
The chorus I seem to remember went "I'm dropping the brown trout, I'm touching cotton. I can't find the toilet and I've got a log coming out...
New Order - Crystal. "Here comes love, it's like honey. You can't buy it with money". Wrong in so many ways
1) It rhymes "money with honey". Lazy.
2) It's factually incorrect. I've often used money to buy honey and
3) It's shit.