I love a bit of cheese, but I've never thought "do you know what is missing from my match day experience, a nice bit of organic Wensleydale with dates and chilli flakes."
Haven't they got some ridiculously priced membership with access to a viewing area of the tunnel too? Let's leave our seats a couple of mins earlier and get a good view of the players wandering up the tunnel and into a dressing room. Money well spent.