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Just don't ask any of them to play soggy biscuit. It will undo years and years worth of therapy.

Don't worry old chap I got the maid to make me some sweet tea with a dash of Johnnie Walker Blue. Can you believe I was outside for a whole 4 minutes and 37 seconds. I tell you, you can not get the help these days.

I once locked myself out of my penthouse flat whilst going to Waitrose to pick up some smoked salmon and a copy of the Financial Times. Luckily my butler was in. Does that count as homeless?