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I visit the smallest room in the house to perform my ablutions, and before I know it she's in there with our best oriental kitchenware chopping it up before it's had time to mature.

Chewing off their toenails rather than using a clipper/scissors. Having the TV volume on an odd number :rant:

Mine always seems to know better than experts when we're having significant work done on the house/car etc. 'Won't take that long/they didn't need to do that'. Nb. Pause is always the way, as invariably one answer leads to another question.