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Savage. What an absolute arse. There are numerous things I hate about him but the main one is that he will never, ever slag a pro footballer off. This is to the extent that if someone picked up a machine gun, fired it into the crowd and killed them instantly he'd blame it on songs being sung...

I love GLC. Wasn't aware of this - Brilliant stuff

Shearer was in my thoughts to. The look of shock on his face when Linekar asks him 'Tell us a bit more about the Argentinian Number 10, Alan' before he realises it's Messi and he can spout the same old cliched shit is always worth a look.

It's a mystery to me. The feeling is not universal though Hiney was on twitter the other night saying how much he likes listening to Ian Wright. I didn't detect any irony either.

So which pundit is going to be the first to say 'We don't know much about Mexico / Cameroon' when its their job to know about the players on the pitch? Limited research extending to googling who thier club is would just about do it. Ian Wright 6/4 Favourite for me 'The big number 9, he, for me...