TREMENDOUS(ly repulsive) story.
French 'toilets' are as close to faecal HELL as is possible. They don't seem to have ANY scruples at all when it comes to emptying their bowels.
Just to let you all know, don't EVER try to crimp out a fat one while suffering from a bad back. Not from the obvious danger of some kind of rupture as you reach the anal equivalent of the vinegar strokes, but from the potential collateral damage.
A couple of years ago I was suffering from a...