I know this will sound like a true stereotypical story but it's true and reminds me of when I was driving up through France and stopped in a service station to fill up.
The guy in front of me in the queue to pay was English, he made absolutely no attempt to even give the pump number in French...
Fair play to anyone who attempts it.
But I can't help but that think it's going to sound like a cross between Allo Allo and the Swedish Chef.
Thought that counts though.