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The last time I went to a hospital was to get my very very very deep voice looked at. The doctor suggested it was due to my very large penis. So I took his advise and had my penis chopped off. Anyway, once the swelling had gone down my voice had gone the other way and was way too high. So I went...

Blimey. I'm amazed you always seem to have an upbeat nature about yourself...I'm not sure I'd be the same. Best wishes.

I think I can probably guess, but just for clarity who and/or what are the "worried well"?

Being serious my heart rate is actually very very low (sys and dia are/were fine). Not outside of the normal range but it's down there. I have to visit the Brexit thread every day to quicken my pulse a bit....otherwise I worry it might just stop.

Shit. Really sorry to hear this. Personally, my main concern is running. Every so often I run marathons and I train pretty hard for them and run them reasonably quickly so I put my body under a lot of stress at my age. I also lead an active life and rarely sit still for more than 10 minutes. I...

The way you carry on, maybe at the very least, you should get your blood pressure tested? (Joke)

I understand. Thanks. I presume you can follow up with them? I.e. They don't just send you the results and leave it to you to identify and resolve any issues? One final question, where are their sites located?

And interesting post. Thanks for sharing. I hope things improve for you.

I am tempted by the Nuffield thing. What was off putting about the web portal?

Thanks everyone. Seems I should have a more thorough and regular check up then. Someone asked my age, 49 in a couple of weeks time. I like Amazon vouchers as I can then chose the records I want. Thanks. PS I'm too scared to Google sigmoidoscopy.

I noted some comments made in the Conor Goldstone thread about personal health checks which got me thinking. I believe I'm reasonably fit and healthy and have a check up every few years but it's seemingly quite limited i.e. Vital signs and, I think, blood and urine (can't quite recall what they...