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I was beaten to it but hadn't bothered to read the thread properly. :facepalm: Anyway, how do you keep a twit in suspense?

Rule 1. You don't talk about fight club. In the second joke, the person lending the movie doesn't want to lend it 'forever'. Just remember, no sentence fragments. And never, never, ever, ever use repetitive redundancy.

What's the difference between a Glaswegian and Walt Disney? A Glaswegian likes deep fried Mars Bars.

I have a game bird shooting license. Duck!