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Considering the context, and even without, it is a cracker :lolol: :thumbsup: (Best not read this thread with a mouthfull of wine :eek:)

You just can't leave it alone, can you? ??? :wink:

This was a joke from 1963. Back then we used to sniff fences (creosote) and the vapor from the road-menders' vat of molten tar. None of your health and safety bollox in those days, matey ??? :wink:

This was the first joke I was ever told. It remains hilarious today, but probably not for the original reasons. Remember, I was five when I was told it. A young lady was out walking with her three dogs. They were called Bum, Tits and Willy. Unfortunately while in the park she lost the dogs...

Let's test this hypothesis: Walt Disnae Walt Disnae ??? You're absolutely correct :eek: :wink:

A length of rope saunters into a bar and orders a drink. Barman says: sod off. We don't server rope. Rope leaves bar, and outside he roughs himself up, alarming, on some jagged rocks, and then ties himself up into a proper bowline. He rolls himself back into he bar and orders a drink. Barman...

Same joke, mon vieux. One that I have been tempted to direct at PPF: How do you keep a dimbot in suspense?

What's the difference between Billy Connolly and Walt Disney? Billy Connolly likes deep fried Mars bars......

Car crime in a multi story car park. Wrong. On so many levels.