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f***ing hell. Why was he in such a rush to park in your garage? :ohmy:

At least he didn't say 'reached around'. ???

I know, I know. I'm just a sucker for poignance. :shrug:

Scoring goal of the season does not always guarantee moving to a massive club, riches and glory.

If I landed from Mars and wanted to assign myself to a team to follow, it would be a tough call between us and Citeh. I think we would get the gig because our stadium is more comfortable. And our supporters are funnier.

If only there were a head to head coming up, next, to put this to the test. :wink:

Where is Aaron Paul? These 6-0-6 twats are arguing about the existence of a word. Sober up, ****s, FFS!

That's the only way to be a winner. I bloody love it.

Precisely. It turned the match, when Chelsea had been getting more of the ball. Back in their faces, and the game rhythm reset.

I found on youtube a 19 min vid of that scene by the water. It is most peculiar, and I wondered if it was a studio set up in front of a still, but the water does seem to move a teeny bit. I think The Rattler's point was this all looks like a spoof.

I just bought 'Liverpool with tits' for my mate 'Bob the retired social worker' He'll thank me, of that I'm certain :lolol:

The tracking is nowhere near as florid as that of the arrival of Ali J so hopefully the outcome of the signing will be inversely proportional to Jahanbaksh's.

:lolol: :thumbsup: (Next only one person will be allowed to post "goal!!! Eat my goal!!!" on the matchday thread, each time we score; this is half way to Nazi Germany!!!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB1_yT2vnqY

BLOTD. Again :lolol: