Not sure I've seen this one; not exactly a cliche but something that is said repeatedly by some players (so it is a chliche then). My recollecton is it was started by Lord David Beckham :love: . The context is the thing; it was the phrase he used to start his first reply an interview. Brace...
Again, not a cliche. That one is on a par with Shankley and the offside rule quote:
"If he wasn't interfering with play what was he doing on the pitch?"
Manager: We were lucky to get nil
(Don't be a smart arse - it was all your fault anyway for the shit coaching and team selection)
Glen Hoddle (for it is he): They need to score early doors
(No they don't. If you want to spend money, Waiting for the Sun and Morrison Hotel can't be beaten. You...