If you have a criminal records, that's it, forever. Can affect your travel rights. Almost certainly you'd never be allowed out of America.
Seriously, only things like speeding points can be 'wiped off' after a time. If you are required to declare a past criminal conviction this means you have a...
Margate is awash with mobility vehicles, transporting women younger than me to the offy. No doubt they were pissing between parked vehicles while sheltering a kebab, 25 years ago. :shrug:
Considering that not so long ago there were pair of nutters with knives stabbing at strangers on this very street, and the ambulance service was pivotal in keeping people alive, these utter ***** cavorting on the ambulance are on a par with someone pissing on the Cenotaph as far as I am...