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Unless the ball is travelling in the other direction. Obviously.

I think you'll find you are thinking about Madonna

Daft bint on local TV news just said we scored 'a contentious winner'. I wouldn't like to witness the contention in her kitchen in the morning when she ponders 'tea or coffee'. It would be traumatic. :facepalm:

Ha! I NEVER celebrate a goal until I can see there is no lino flag up and the ref is trotting back to the halfway line. I have had my celebrations crushed far too many times. So VAR won't affect my reaction to goals in the slightest.

It was a goal, Dave. They all said it was a goal, Dave. VAR said it was a goal, Dave. Dave, everyone says it was a goal. Dave, it was a goal. (with further genuflection to Red Dwarf).

Handball!