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I don't know the answer, but when I tried to tar my drive it looked rubbish. Can't blame anyone else though, it's my own stupid asphalt.

Frank Lampard was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her shopping. He stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" to which the old lady replied, "no way you got yourself into this mess, don't ask me to sort it out!"