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My gran used to tell me we were directly related to the Queen, but I wasn't inclined to believe her......

Annie Lennox? Better off with Lennox Lewis. Less manly and more chance of him going down......

Phillips - no. Too much of a name-dropper from her time as correspondent in the US. Smith - was a yes, turning into a no. Bit of an embarassing auntie-type now - laughs at her own jokes too much, even when threatened with annihilation by tumbleweed.

Only to kick her teeth down her throat.

Because she would "suggest" a nice quiet drive in the country....