This made me weep.
"Roy Keane was all set for a trial at Brighton as a teenager, arranged by Paul McCarthy, his old Rockmount team-mate. The trial was cancelled on the day before he was due to travel from Cork. Brighton had heard that Keane was too small to make it as a pro."
Those of us that know your real name would know that. Others would not. I'm still not comfortable that it's an appropriate reference to the people of Ireland.
On an Irish board, if you want to laugh at yourselves, then so be it. But, I'm not Irish, so I don't feel comfortable with it. And, it...