[pedant alert] We had some terrible players at Priestfield but Neal wasn't one of them - he played for us in our last season at the Goldstone. And he was truly appalling
I can equal that. A wayward shot came into the crowd and headed towards me; instead of stopping it and throwing it back, I decided to volley it back with my weaker (left) foot. Needless to say, I cocked it completely, it slid off my foot, straight into the face of the bloke next to me. I slinked...