Having a toddler jumping on my head since 5ish tends to encourage a general disdain for, well, everything!
Happily, I'm almost always certain my tongue in cheek swipes are taken as such (though obviously you're still a JCL).
Off to the other thread I go!
Because everyone else in this thread is more of a superfan than you and, as such, has memorised every result from the last 10 seasons, taking away the need to ask, obviously.
Honestly, JCL's everywhere these days...