I had indeed forgotten them, christ knows how.
'Oh, he's just sniffing the plants'...well that's lovely, why not stand next to him whilst he does rather than make everyone wait for your slobbery little angel to finish and toddle back?
Yep, some of them sure are and deserve the kindhearted pointers they're so often provided as to what they're doing wrong. As I'm often on a bike myself when providing said pointers ('stop running the bloody red lights and wondering why people hate you' etc) it does slightly diminish any moral...