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Or a six week old, decaying Sainsbury's lunch sandwich that they got for 90% off that they're now trying to sell to passing Americans as a Birley's hot special*. Chelsea are a vastly overpriced stinky tuna and seagull on white. * a Birley's hot special being what I consider the...

Arsenal are tuna mayo. Found everywhere but no one actually likes them.

Genius, these two :lolol:

Fulham would have to be a roll and Villa a Sub.

Beginning to think we're a Marmite sandwich, at least in the minds of other fans. Man City would be a steak sandwich made with Salt Bae's gold leaf meat. Hideously expensive but quality ingredients, fawned over by coaches and footballers, yet tacky, ostentatious and dubiously acquired