Don't be doing that yet. Solicitors are expensive.
Much better to set up a Ponzi scam selling vitamins or detox cures through "Mumprenuers" and advertised via social media, such as NSC "posts", and then use the profits from it to get a really decent solicitor. Win win.
No it answers it perfectly. Have a crack on this http://learning.hccs.edu/faculty/david.james/engl2328/humorous-purposes-sources-and-methods/humorous-purposes-sources-and-methods
Funnily enough the thing that can actually get you banned is posting a thread about another user :hilton:
But FWIW there's quite a good message here that y'all are missing. If we let the adverts take over NSC will look like this all the time. Twitter has basically been ruined over the last two...