"So now we've been through the keyhole, who lives in a house like this?"
"Students Keith"
"Nooooo"
"People with a soap allergy?"
"Not quite...."
"C***s"
"Ohhh you can't say that on telly"
"The visually impaired? New Age travellers? Meth addicts? My mental Auntie Doreen? Two hundred...