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See, what I'd do in your shoes is wait till Palace get relegated and then go there. They'll lose 10.000 fans overnight so they'll probably pay you to go along. You might even get a nice shiny drum to bang and your own police escort to matches. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Look, I know you're purporting to be new round here but you actually thought you'd get a better answer from the WUMs, skivers, cynics, know-alls, other Palace fans in disguise, failed pop stars and general banter merchants that make up NSC than phoning the actual club ticket service who could...