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#TeamRoach It feels a bit odd for a footy fan to be supporting two teams but, come on people, the cockroach CAN LIVE FOR WEEKS WITHOUT ITS HEAD. That's double hard.

Ah, now if you can nominate more than one then I propose the humble COCKROACH. Anything that can live for weeks without its HEAD needs to be on the list. http://insects.about.com/od/roachesandmantids/a/10-Facts-About-Cockroaches.htm

EXACTLY. No one says that about ANTS or PILLOWS. #TeamObvious

I'll tell you what's not hard. A Mantis Shrimp. That's what.

Has a bull shark ever closed a beach or had a film made about its hardness? NO. Has a Honey Badger, Cassowary, Ant or PILLOW ever scared off an entire beach full of ruff tuff Aussie outdoors types, some of who might have used or even made GUNS n stuff? NO. #TeamShark

Like a HELICOPTER you mean? #TeamShark

GREAT WHITE SHARK. Looks like an aquatic rugby player with razors. Eats people. Closes beaches Jumps at helicopters. VOTE SHARK. #teamshark