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You sure he wasn't just knocking one out?

Let me know when a new scrum master suddenly turns up out of the blue and uses a speech token at the daily.

I joined a software company in 2008. It was a small startup, only 30 people in the company and soon after starting a company meal was organised at a local Chinese. I had a few drinks (obvs) and for some reason the later conversation turned to religion. I went to great pains to loudly, drunkenly...

I'd love to come up with some hilarious rant about the worthlessness of this Doris organised hell Easy 10 But my honest advice is just don't turn up and don't try and excuse it. I've missed countless "virtual drinks" and "e-coffee" sessions simply by 'forgetting' to log on. It's not...

:lolol: :guns: FFS

Time for some "issues" with either your phone or VOIP :thumbsup:

I think it’s your turn Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

This week I have been in a “drains up” session and on an “all hands” call. So, apparently, I’m now a plumber. On a ship. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

That's outrageous. Have they not heard of your brilliant research results in the field of tracking down obscure German DVDs long thought obsolete by even the most dedicated adult entertainment devotees? :angel:

I've noticed that "call out" has replaced "mention".

I want to know if the strap on also smells like Rick Stein's bin.

Yep - Customer Experience. Marketing leading an IT project. What could go wrong?

I've had to shirk from home due to a couple of medical appointments and believe me I understand the bolded bit :lol: Though next week promises two long bits of travel and a morning on "how to integrate CX in to an information technology project" :shootself:

I can actually picture it :lolol:

Stop running and eat nothing but Poutine for the next month. Job done.

Or set up two pots. One with everyone's names in and one with each item. And had beer, chips and hot dogs.....

:lolol: Well played that man. The Gin Tub bar in Hove is basically a large Faraday cage. He doesn’t moonlight selling overpriced drinks to 40 something ex hipsters does he? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Cheesery all round today. I was off last week at a family hotel and was under strict instructions from the other half to leave my work mobile (I have two) at home. On Tuesday HR Lady (who is ****ing useless) emailed EVERYONE with voting buttons to confirm attendance at the work Christmas do...

I'm sure there's a post earlier in this thread somewhere from me about the absolutely amazing kebab shop near my old company's start up office in a shitty bit of the Isle of Dogs. The spicy chicken in naan bread was out of this world, basically a tandoori chicken kebab wrapped in a perfect naan...

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