You could call it Bring Me the Head of Oscar Garcia. I already wrote the opening scene for TSLR50. It was intended to be satirical and humorous but I'm beginning to think it made more sense than some of the posts on this thread.
To be fair this is a message board where we debate issues using words, typed using a keyboard in the English language. Feel free to convince Bozza he needs to set up North Stand Pubs for verbal jousts and North Stand Boxing Ring for the inevitable afters.
As I'm sharing links I did a piece for the ANS boys on Oscar and Poyet. It's basically what I think of Poyet's role but it's too long to put as a post here so instead have a click on the link if you want to read something a bit longer on the subject. And yes, I'm sure there's a lot of you that...