Perhaps you're supposed to use the badge to pierce a hole in the card and the lanyard and then use the badge as a safety pin-type arrangement?
Omnishambles.
This.
I would also argue that PB is on a sticky wicket claiming that the free tea/coffee isn't contractual. He may be right that it is isn't written in the contract, but if the club have provided it foc at their cost for the last 3.5 years, and at the supplier's cost for the previous 1.5 years...