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It's hard enough to just read my iPad balanced on the small of her back, without having to type replies too. Do give me a little time. 2 minutes should be enough.

This morning's conversation in bed with gf: What are you doing? I'm on the football forum Oh. What are you reading about? It's a thread called 'Sunday morning Dad's club' Oh? Well maybe you'll have more reason to read it next year. I think it might be time for... I knew this conversation was...

Now there's an idea. Perhaps I could rustle up a wet nurse for pudding?

I've got all my grownup kids for lunch today. Eldest and her bf are vegetarian. Middle one is coeliac. Youngest is coeliac and extremely allergic to nuts (as in A&E allergic). Between them, their dislikes include mushrooms, banana & chicken. FFS. I blame their mother. I've bought a big bag of...