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"summers here and the time is right for dancing in the street" screamed Jagger and Bowie in their cover version in 1985. No, just cos Summer was here that is no reason at all for dancing in the street. No self respecting person would dance in the street except for the following circumstance...

If you had "teenage kicks right through the night" you would probably be dead, or at least on a life support machine

Silence is Golden Total Crap, if it was we would all be rich. But then again we wouldn't as gold would therefore be almost worthless. Maybe though, the Sound of Silence is tttthhhhuumppcccrraaasssshhh is it falls off a tall building if it is infact gold

She's Venus in blue jeans Mona Lisa with a ponytail She's walkin' talkin' work of art She's the girl who stole my heart Where do you start with this one. Well Jimmy Clanton, when you sang this song in 1962 did you do ANY research. 1. Venus is a planet how can that possibly where blue jeans...

I want to hold your hand screamed the Beatles. Now if I called them bi-sexual for wanting to hold my hand they would have me in court, but its their lies that started it

Fly me to the moon Let me sing among those stars Let me see what spring is like On jupiter and mars Frankie, Frankie, Frankie - You couldn't fly to the moon in 1964 you twat. You dont' have to go to Jupiter and Mars to find out that Spring is bloody freezing. Just think how far they are from...

"Last Christmas I gave you my heart", warbles George Michael, "the very next day" YOU WOULD BE DEAD YOU DICKHEAD

So when Emma Bunton sang "what took you so long" it wasn't after sleeping with you then

Eternal Flame, my arse

"You packed your bags as I recall And you walked slowly down the hall You said you had to get away to ease your mind And all you needed was just a little of time" Well Nathan Jones really told Bananarama a total lie, he was leaving you to play for Brighton you silly cows. "Nathan Jones...

The Walker Brothers got it wrong when they warned that "The Sun ain't gonna shine anymore" Maybe they were looking through the same telescope as Lee Marvin and thought his wandrin' star was in fact a meteor on collision course with the earth which when it hit would create a dust cloud big...

Lee Marvin claimed (get that deep voice going) "I was born under a wandrin' star" Well he doesn't know much about space then does he. Stars do not wander they move in the night sky due to the earths rotation. He may possibly be confused with a comet which may appear to "wander" across the...

Cliff Richard sang We're all going on a Summer Holiday" I'm not I'm going in Easter this year

The Waterboys claimed "You saw the Whole of the Moon" which is obviously impossible as you cannot see the whole of the moon at any one moment Great song though