Ally Mac doesn't fit the thread's flair criteria IMO.
Here's what the o.p says:
There was no off/on field shenanigans. No controversy or drama. No extravagant hair/appearance. Plenty of skill but I'd say it was fairly well fulfilled.
Basically, he is and was just a very good player and...
Does Ali J fit into the flair category?
Beautiful hair on a beautiful man.
Described as the Iranian Messi he clearly had a velvet touch and incredible technique.
He came to us in one of the all time great signing saga's and with an army of Iranian fanboys and a huge amount of hype and...