I had an MRI about 9yrs ago, I had to take some industrial strength laxatives the night before so they could get a clear image and obviously wasn't allowed to eat or drink. I was feeling very lethargic by the time I got to the hospital, shitting water for several hours tends to wipe you out.
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I'm a registered donor for the Anthony Nolan trust. Many years ago there was a kid in Worthing who needed a marrow donor so I went to see if I could be considered by having my blood tested.
The lady stabbed me twice without finding a vein, on the third attempt she got it in but dropped something...