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Oh for ffs! Do we need to tell you this? They are exhibiting all the classic signs of sexual tension and frustration in the workplace. They obviously aren't getting their bottoms pinched nearly enough, they probably haven't heard any crude remarks in weeks, and as for being groped in the...

Not brainless. They've worked it all out very cleverly!

Aww - hadn't thought of trying that one. Unfortunately, it illegal under the 1928 Currency and Banknote Act, so that is one of life's little pleasures I'll have to forgo!

The worst ones are the ones who look at you with a smug look as if they've successfully nudged you out of the way! The only consolation is realising that they are extremely stupid people, probably with very small willies that they need to compensate for by pretending they've got one over you.

True....BUT at least they are phoning you back, in other words it's their call. Better than other shysters (too many to mention) leave you hanging on for 25 minutes at 10p a minute (or more), playing you carp music, occasionally interspersed with an announcement, "We are sorry, we are...

Very simple solution. Unfortunately, it's probably not allowed in these OC days. Just need a little notice on the wall or the front of the cistern: "Ladies, please leave the seat UP It isn't rocket science!"