This bit made me chuckle.
We only had three strikers, not the four normally considered desirable - and Elvis still couldn't get anywhere near the team!
The Walton one is, I think, possible, so therefore not a very good April Fool.
Many have tried,but no-one's come up with anything to beat this one yet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVo_wkxH9dU
Classic! :clap: :clap: :clap: