Thank goodness for your final sentence.
The very first priority, way above anything else, is to protect the public. Get her off the roads. That means off. Completely unable to drive. Jailed if necessary.
We should save lives, and spend valuable resources on where they are most likely to make...
It was the Citroen Bajingo. The one with lots of hidden cubby holes and compartments. You could fit anything in it.
A lifetime's supply of Polyfilla. A whole conference of psychiatrists. A rotary muck-spreader. They'd all squeeze in.
Let's not debase the thread. This is about a contemporary cultural icon, and her continuing struggle to maintain a presence in today's ephemeral, here today gone tomorrow, social media consumer swamp.
It's also about the WORLD'S BIGGEST BOOBS, WAAAHAAAY. But we're above all that.