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  1. Elvis

    shall i own up?

    Wonder if she has a sticky axewound? It could be hereditary!
  2. Elvis

    shall i own up?

    Got a feeling Bluewatch might be a man down today!
  3. Elvis

    shall i own up?

    I suppose now Dan's off line we could discuss the possibility of Dans girlfriend being incredibly stupid and the unlikely possibility of him still being there in the morning.
  4. Elvis

    shall i own up?

    Although her more realistic reaction would be to wonder why the f*** you are asking her to smell your cock on a sunday morning.... or is it just me?
  5. Elvis

    shall i own up?

    Maybe you should sit down with girlfriend and quote point 3 to her!!!! remember to start with the line " in my defence"
  6. Elvis

    shall i own up?

    Deny it big time, however, if her best mate ever spills the beans tell your girlfriend that at the point of climax you were thinking of her. I don't think anyone has actually got away with it using this line but, Hell! theres a first time for everything. After this it may be a good time to ( as...
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