I'd love to think he was trying to be a parody of a journalist, the Alan Partridge of print. If so it would be a work of genius. Sadly that's not the case though.
No, but he in this week's column in Brighton and Hove News he did write this about our penalty.....
Unable to tell the difference between Murphy and Hemed is quite an achievement. But he then topped it with....
....being unable to tell the difference between Hemed and Wilson, and
also...