(Adopts Monty Python Four Yorkshiremen clothing and accent)
Being accused of kiddyfiddling? You Palace fans have it easy, I'm the one that apparently caused the 2008 global meltdown, bringing associated misery, suicide, alcoholism and domestic violence to the world.
FWIW I'm also on the liberal wing of the issue of Palace fans posting on here. I wouldn't discriminate against anyone or prevent them from posting on the grounds of their race, sexuality, religion etc, so why do so because they support our bitterest rivals?
IMO We have more in common with...