I think the cat should have the right of reply here. There are legal protocols you know.
However, being classified as a 'free spirit' under law, I'm guessing this is academic. A friend of mine's dog is fully aware of his legal status- that's why it happily tries to hump me every time I visit.
Yes, but there is a discrimination against people who employ user names in the second half of the alphabet. I'm looking at the 2010 Equal Opportunities Act. You could be in trouble old son. It's an alpahabetical clicke, I tell thee.
It's just words. I used to get a bit precious about it, but sometimes such abuse can be an endorsement of a sensible post.
The best thing to do is not respond, or with humour. I once confused the resident Fairy by deliberately miss-interpreting one of his trolling responses as a useful...