You've just given me an idea for my next batch of home-made scotch eggs I rustle up occasionally. And I just so happen to have a bag of own brand Co-Op bacon rashers in the cupboard, which would do just the trick.
Is it too late to start preparing all that now ? Its too late isn't it. Or is it...
Whatever they are, they're not very nice. "Once you pop, you can't stop" - bollocks. I did, and I can. Quite easily. Very bland.
My current weapon of choice is the grab-bag cheesy Wotsits. Once I open a bag of those suckers, there's no stopping me. I won't even pause to answer the phone if I'm...