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My lad hates it when I inform him of the fact that he was once swimming around inside my nutsack.

Apparently it was a choice between either having another child (me) or a Spanish holiday. My parents chose me, which my elder sister always resents. She'll then claim that I was adopted. To which I'll reply "regardless, at least I was PLANNED". Bants.

Spanner has a beautiful simplicity to it. "Shall I invite Simon ?" "Leave it out Steve. The bloke is an absolute SPANNER"

Prannet Cockspangle